Fifi (Spaniel), a Bitch in every sense of the word! This little lady uses her feminine wiles to play the field whilst remaining at a safe distance. On occasion she wears a bucket (for personal reasons) and has a different colour for every day of the week! Leopard skin (imitation, of course), Gucci, Valentino are all part of Fifi's varied wardrobe. If she were a model she'd definitely be one of the bitchiest on the "Dogwalk"!

Fifi-isms

"DON'T COUNT YOUR BUCKETS BEFORE THEY'RE MATCHED." (A REFERENCE TO A MISMATCH IN COLOUR COORDINATION)

"I THINK OF GROWLER AS THE LOWEST FORM OF WIT ... THEN I THINK A BIT LOWER."

"A GIRL HAS TO DO HER BEST ... AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK BARE HER TEETH!"

"A BUCKET SHOULD BE SEEN AS AN ADDITION TO THE WARDROBE, EVERY COLOUR AS LONG AS IT'S EXPENSIVE!"