The wisest of the bunch, Spencer (Irish Wolfhound) sees the world though the eyes of a guru. He hands out wisdom with ease and suffers fools gladly: he needs to, that's all he's got! His companion (they never use the phrase "owner") Charlie, is a laid-back hippy character that plods his way through life and empties his dustbins periodically. As he says, "Well ... what else is there?"

Spencer-isms

"LIFE HAS TO HAVE A CERTAIN SYMMETRY ABOUT IT. THAT'S WHY THERE'S TWO DUSTBINS"

"FEEL THE AIR AROUND YOU, SENSE THE CHANGING SEASONS, THEN IGNORE THAT AND CHASE A CAR ... IT WORKS WONDERS!"

"THE WOLFHOUND IN ME SAYS ATTACK ... BUT THE IRISH IN ME SAYS SOD IT!"

"THE LINE BETWEEN TRANCE AND COMA IS WAFER THIN ... JUST ASK CHARLIE."